The Heiner drinking game
- Purchase a bottle of vodka, Jägermeister, single malt, Mudshake (if you’re Craig) or whatever else tickles your fancy
- Read a Piers Akerman column
- Drink a shot each time Piers writes “Heiner” or “Heiner Affair” *
- …
- Slaughtered!
* Reader Jason reckons the phrase “unresolved Heiner Affair” is a double-shotter.
Only problem is that I’d need to be slaughtered BEFORE I’d choose to read Piers. And even then it’s questionable.
Would anybody pay to read Piers? There are plenty of right wingers giving it up for free online.
What Toaf said. I could snort coke, smoke bongs, trip on acid and drink bourbon, and I still wonder if I’d be able to read Piers’ bullshit.
I suppose there may be a market for subsstance abusing masochists, but really Piers exists as a beacon of mythic delusion in an unhinged universe.
The Liberal Party really has a lot of dead wood to get rid of.