Just found this while flicking through an old travel journal that was in a box I was cleaning out.
It was 2001 and I was on the Greek island of Santorini. My travel companions and I had come across this chav lad from Birmingham who was a total dickhead but nice enough in a harmless way. We hung out with him a bit and called him Mickey the Mad Bastard. He’d come to Santorini to get away from his girlfriend who was giving him the shits or something similar.
One afternoon he showed us a text message he’d sent to his girlfriend the night before …
Li babe, inGreed e at mo: completely leathered lore you are well. I know in a cunt don’t hate me, I still care about you, xxx
… and her response.
You are a cunt. Maybe talk to you later.
Mickey the Mad Bastard was kind enough to take a photo with my camera when he came back to the dorm at 4am one morning.
What happened next?
Police are still looking into it.
I do note that you’re not completely disgusted by some manbum in your face. In fact, you look completely relaxed and at ease about all of this.
That is a LOL that will last me a week
It’s Canberra all over again.
He looks like an anemic crusty mirror universe male version of Madonna from her sex book.
Off topic – as per SOPs RE Fleshlight mentions please see the following link.