Article at ABC Unleashed

February 15th, 2010 No comments »

My first article at ABC Unleashed was published a week or so ago.

Kicking the political football
Before boarding a flight bound for Christmas Island last week, Senator Steve Fielding announced, in that uniquely self-righteous way of his, that it was time to stop using the issue of asylum seekers as a political football.

Of course, from the moment that Fielding booked his ticket it was inevitable that he was going to use the issue of asylum seekers as a political football, and announcing his intentions to the media was nothing more than another giant, looping lollipop of a kick. And just like his open-minded study tour to the US to get across the issue of climate change, Steve will probably come back from the remote Australian territory next week with a laminated graph and a fierce, close-minded certainty that everyone must pay attention to him.

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Home

February 15th, 2010 No comments »

Due to a family illness I’ve cut short my overseas trip and returned home. That means there will probably be a little bit more action on this blog and I’ll have a lot more time to contribute to Groupthink. I’ll also continue to write for Back In A Bit and contribute to Crikey, ABC Unleashed, and anywhere else that will publish my shite.

Should be a cracking year, what with a very interesting election brewing.

Back In A Bit

December 19th, 2009 1 comment »

During 2010 I’m travelling through India, the Middle East and northern Africa. Follow my trip at the Crikey blog Back In A Bit

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Mickey the Mad Bastard

November 5th, 2009 6 comments »

Just found this while flicking through an old travel journal that was in a box I was cleaning out.

It was 2001 and I was on the Greek island of Santorini. My travel companions and I had come across this chav lad from Birmingham who was a total dickhead but nice enough in a harmless way. We hung out with him a bit and called him Mickey the Mad Bastard. He’d come to Santorini to get away from his girlfriend who was giving him the shits or something similar.

One afternoon he showed us a text message he’d sent to his girlfriend the night before …

Li babe, inGreed e at mo: completely leathered lore you are well. I know in a cunt don’t hate me, I still care about you, xxx

… and her response.

You are a cunt. Maybe talk to you later.

Mickey the Mad Bastard was kind enough to take a photo with my camera when he came back to the dorm at 4am one morning.

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Gotta get a life

October 26th, 2009 2 comments »

So just now I was at the is.gd URL-shortening website shortening a URL when I noticed that the counter on the homepage that tells you how many URLs have been shortened read 66,666,134. Being the sad loser that I am I sat there refreshing the homepage, desperately trying to score 66,666,666. I just missed.

I need a hobby.

Introducing Groupthink

October 25th, 2009 1 comment »

This blog’s been very quiet over the past couple of weeks and tonight I can reveal what’s been sucking up a lot of my free time recently. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the brand new satirical team blog Groupthink.

I’ll still be writing here whenever I have something to say that doesn’t quite fit the Groupthink mission statement but I’ll be writing at Groupthink very regularly. So make sure you head on over to the new place, check it out, and whack it in your RSS reader. There are ten Groupthink contributors who I’m sure you’ll enjoy reading.

How the mighty Fairfax has fallen

October 16th, 2009 5 comments »

Two street posters I spotted today for Fairfax’s lamer-than-lame-attempt-at-a-cool-yoof-advertising-bait-website:

I have no idea if they’re standard ads or if they’re promoting some special feature, and to be honest I really couldn’t care less.

Article at Crikey

October 16th, 2009 2 comments »

Published today in Crikey’s subscriber email:

Bolt’s blog: why the apologies will continue

No matter what you think about the man’s work, there’s no denying that Andrew Bolt writes an extraordinarily successful blog that boasts “more than one million hits a month” and “as many as 13,000 comments in a week”. There is no doubt that it’s one of the biggest — if not the biggest — blog in the country in terms of readership and participation. The effort that must be required to manually moderate every single reader comment is mindboggling, and it sounds like Bolt does a decent share of it himself (“more than 10 hours of every choked week”).

Genuinely, I dips me lid. However, as Bolt discovered this week, if a single comment is approved that causes immeasurable hurt to one person (especially if that person is a prominent journalist and opponent of the blogger), there will probably be trouble.

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King of bling

October 8th, 2009 6 comments »

This drawing of a king from my Arabic textbook shows one seriously cool dude.

Hey Hey it’s Twitter debate

October 8th, 2009 5 comments »

The reaction to the Hey Hey blackface thing has been predictable from start to finish, from newspapers to water coolers to the Internet. I didn’t watch the show last night but as soon as I became aware of the reaction to the Red Faces skit this morning I knew it was going to be topic of the day on the Internet. And as a keen Twitterer I also suspected that it would provoke and highlight the mob mentality that tends to develop on the forum in response to stuff like this. (It’s not a phenomenon unique to Twitter, by the way.)

My initial intention was to avoid the pitchfork-style shouting I saw as inevitable and that tends to shun reason, lack any point, and feature a decent dose of aggression; I’ve taken part in my fair share of these online mobs but it just didn’t appeal on this particular issue. For someone who is usually such an optimist about the Tubes and social media and stuff, my pessimism on this one set me up to be pleasantly surprise. As the day went on the urge became so strong that I couldn’t help but dive in, and as I got more and more involved I realised that Twitter was playing a really useful role in my own thinking about the blackface incident.

The great thing about Twitter is the way it allows users to chat in realtime and follow many other users’ conversations. I’ve likened this before to “an infinitely overlapping Venn diagram.” By 11am I knew what dozens of other people were thinking about the blackface incident and my own thinking was already changing due to those other opinions challenging my own. Within an hour of getting involved my stance on the issue had been altered by some thoughtful exchanges with some people that I know and respect in the real world and some other people that I’ve never interacted with outside of Twitter. This experience was totally at odds with my fears this morning about the negative role that Twitter would play in measured discussion.

While there are many reasons that Twitter came through for me, I reckon the most crucial reason was the way that I and other people who will have had similarly positive Twitter experiences today chose to use the tool. Just like any debate or argument using any communication medium, the quality of that debate will reflect the attitudes of the participants. If everyone speaks and listens with respect, putting and defending views confidently while keeping an open mind to others’, then everyone will take something from the exchange.

This simple guideline is pretty obvious but unfortunately it is usually the first that is forgotten on the Internets where the impersonal (i.e. de-personalised and anonymised) nature of the communication tends to turn people into keyboard warriors. (I know this from first-hand experience, just in case anyone thinks I’m trying to get all sanctimonious.)

I suppose the point I’m trying to make is that thanks to my experience today I more than ever think Twitter is an extremely powerful and useful tool that can facilitate intelligent and positive debate, but it can only happen if users approach that debate with the right attitude. A few weeks back Jonathan Green said the following about Twitter:

It’s so circular at the end of the day. The conversation is lively, it all seems engaiging, but there’s a nagging sense in the back of the mind that we’re all just talking to ourselves.

He’s kinda right because we are just talking to ourselves, but Twitter has served its purpose for me if it has facilitated a debate that has positively influenced my own thinking. Today I was proud of Twitter because it did just that, but more specifically I’m proud of the dozens of Twitterers that I interacted with who made it possible.