I have one simple message for any conservative who bitches and moans and repeats the popular-yet-groundless-on-anything-but-vague-and-hopelessly-cherry-picked-anecdotal-”evidence” meme about how all teachers are filthy Leftists indoctrinating the yoof with environmentalism, socialism, gayism, whatever: quit your job (if you have one), go to uni, get a teaching degree, and teach. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

